Here are some NEVERS:
- Never have more than 3 forks to left of the plate
- Never have more than 4 glasses, and they are used in order of inside to out.
- Never set with utensils you will not be using
- Never place a dirty utensil on the table, leave it on your plate.
- Never use your phone at the table, you can only read at the table if you are alone or at breakfast.
- Never wear a hat at the table.
- Never take photos while eating.
- Never lick your fingers, or your knife!
- The napkin can appear most commonly on the plate, and in the wine glass.
- There are hundreds of fancy folding techniques, I had a booklet at one point in my career and let my staff do fancy folds to amaze guests if time permitted during the setup.
- So as a guest you should place your napkin in your lap as soon as you sit, and if the meal is formal, you should place it in your lap as soon as the hostess does, and it should stay there for the whole meal.
- Never use a napkin ring for a formal meal.
- Do not “pop” or shake you napkin vigorously when placing in your lap.
- There are breakfast and lunch size napkins, which you should unfold all the way into lap, and larger dinner size napkins that you should leave folded in half lengthways.
- Most napkins are square, but some are rectangular and vary in size from 10 inches to 26 inches,
- Only use interesting textures or decorated napkins during an informal meal. Fine smooth textures for formal dining, and match them to the tablecloth.
- Leave the napkin soiled side down, to the left of the setting, not on the chair when you are finished dining, as to not soil the chair.
- If you are in a fine dining establishment, quite often your napkin will be replaced if you leave the table for any reason.
- NEVER tuck it into your shirt, waistband, etc.
- NEVER wipe your mouth, gently blot, like in the movies
- Never dip it in your water, and never spit into it. If you eat something you do not like, be an adult and eat it anyway. If you find something undesirable in your mouth, like a bone or gristle, remove it with the same utensil that was used to put it in your mouth, and place it on the edge of your plate, not your side plate.
Remember etiquette is about making you feel comfortable, not to make you feel uncomfortable.